Things I learned in 2011:
Paper cuts, when left unattended, will become infected.
God is bigger than any problem you might have.
No matter how long you wait, the next person is always the rebound.
The Gulf War did not, in fact, take place in the Gulf of Mexico.
How to fix the action on an acoustic guitar.
No matter how hard you try, you will always lose tubes of expensive chapstick.
What a re-enforced polymer bed is.
When you make real friends, you can never lose them.
The ramifications of your actions are so much bigger than what you could possibly imagine. Proceed with caution.
That crap spewed out by a bored Morman housewife can create a multimillion dollar industry, while brilliantly written sitcoms will, without a doubt, always be canceled after three seasons.
Tina Fey is a goddess.
A cheated bar chord is an acceptable substitute.
Just because something claims to heal acne, doesn’t mean that it does.
Harry Potter T-shirts are always a good investment.
Phineas and Ferb really has no age limit.
Be cool to the pizza guy. He has a noble calling.
When Paul said “And we know that for those who love God all things work together for good” he was kind of being serious.
I’m related to the guy who invented Play-Doh.
The Fez was outlawed in Turkey in 1926.
Just because you hate an actress in X-Men: First Class, doesn’t mean that she won’t be amazing in the Hunger Games (hopefully).
If it is Friday, yesterday was Thursday, tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards.
Salad is actually pretty good.
The only reason people don’t watch 30 Rock is because of douchey 30 Rock fans.
FRIENDS really is one of the greatest TV shows ever created.
How to (sort of) play the mandolin
The lyrics to “Blinded by the Light”
Peace out 2011. You will not be missed.
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